Your mum was sharon osbourne?
She wouldnt tell you to turn down your music!
Want your belly button pierced? No problemo! Sharon's a huge fan of cosmetic surgery etc.
She'd never say "You're not going out dressed like that!" Just look at Kelly.
Bullies would be scared to pick on you incase you told your mum!
You'd get the latest goss from all her famous friends!
You couldnt shock her! After all she's out up with Ozzy for all these years!
If you brought home a stray pooch or kitten she'd let you keep it!
If an accidental swear word slipped out of your mouth she wouldn't even notice!
You'd live with Minnie- the cutest dog ever!

The only downside is that you'd be realted to Jack and Kelly!

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