DAVID BECKHAM USED TO PLAY FOR THEM

THEY THINK THEY'RE THE BEST WHEN THEY ARE CLEARLY NOT

NONE OF THEIR FANS COME FROM MANCHESTER MOST ARE FROM LEEDS (LOL)

YOU NEVER WIN A PENALTY AT OLD TRAFFORD

ALL THEY DO IS MOAN AND MOAN

DAVID BECKHAM USED TO PLAYS FOR THEM

THEY BRING OUT A NEW KIT EVERY WEEK UNTIL EVERY KID IS WEARING ONE

THE FA WILL BEND OVER BACKWRD TO HELP THEM BUT NO ONE ELSE

ALL THIER PLAYERS ARE THICK

WE LET THEM DROP OUT OF THE FA CUP SOME SEASONS AGO  ONLY FOR THEM TO MAKE THE PREMIERSHIP LOOK CRAP IN BRAZIL

DAVID BECKHAM USED TO PLAY FOR THEM

EVERY OTHER LIVE GAME FEATURES THEM MAKING YOU SICK OF THE SIGHT OF THEM

MOST FEMALES SUPPORT THEM BECAUSE RYAN GIGGS PLAYS FOR THEM

THEIR STADIUM IS QUIETER THAN A MOURGE ON MATCH DAYS YET THEY CLAIM THEY HAVE THE BEST SUPPORT ON THE PLANET

95% OF THEIR FANS HAVE NEVER EVEN BEEN TO OLD TRAFFORD

DAVID BECKHAM USED TO PLAY FOR THEM

IT'S ALWAYS MAN UTD PLAYERS WHO FCK IT UP FOR ENGLAND

(please notice the exaggeration (sp.) of the David Beckham statment) (lol)