Ladies and Gentlemen
Bums and Tramps
Cross-eyed Mosquito’s and
Bow-Legged Ants
I Come here Before You
To Stand here Behind You
And Tell You a Story
I've Never even Heard
Admission is Free
So Pay at the Door
There's plenty of Seats
So Sit on the Floor
This is a Lady's Meeting
For Gentlemen Only
And Now I will Tell
You my Story;

"One Bright Morning
In the Middle of the Night
Two Dead Boys got Up to Fight
Back-to-Back they Faced Each other
Sword-to-Sword they Shot Each other
A Deaf Policeman
Heard the Noise
And Came to Kill
The Two Dead Boys"

If You Don't Believe
My Story is True
Ask the Blind Man
On The Corner-
He Saw it Too