How to Be embarrasing in a lift:

1. Push all the buttons just before you get out.
2. Drop a pen, wait till someone bends down to pick it up, gasp loudly and shout, "That’s mine!!"
3.  Hum the theme tune to star wars whilst darting your eyes around.

How to be embarrassing in public toilets:

1. Stick your hand under the stall wall and ask your neighbour..."may I borrow a highlighter?!"
2.lower a mirror under the stall wall, adjust so that you can see them then say "Peek-a-boo!!"

How to generally be annoying:

1. Ask people to prove everything i.e. "hi, my names bob..." "PROVE IT"
2. When people are talking to you stare at them.... I mean really stare!!
3. Poke anyone near you and tell them they are violating your personal space

How to annoy a driver:

1. Every time you see someone pulling out shout, "watch it!!!"
2. If there is a mirror on the outside of the door on the passenger side - that’s for you... feel free to adjust it!
3. When you give the driver directions, say one thing, mean another and when the driver gets confused and makes a wrong turn.... YELL!!!